Bowdon Killer Bees 2 - Deeside 0Konnichiwa (Good day) from the land of the rising sun. At least it will be by the time that I get the chance to send this e-mail. I'm guessing , but I suspect that this is the first time a Killer Bees match report has been written at 36,000 feet above Siberia. Anyway, enough about that, what can I say about the game. It would seem that high noon is just too soon for some. I had been politely but forcefully reminded by our glorious leader ("I am Ollius Marcos Coiffeurus Erecticus, General of the Armies of the Bees, husband to a murdered fashion sense, father to murdered reputation and I will have my vengeance, in this bar or the next !") that since this was the Killer Bees first game on the funky new carpet, it would actually be beneficial if the team turned up at least 10 minutes before the game, to work out how to play on it. As per usual, I ignored him completely, left home 7 minutes before the game and rushed onto the pitch half dressed only to find that the team apparently consisted of only Swithers and Reidy. Suffice to say that by the time the game started, we had managed to muster most of a team and the ones who did turn up proceeded to make a worthwhile game of it. With both sides short of a player or two, and on the wide open expanses
of the new astro, Bowdon's offence cut like a spoon through tungsten until,
having run around like headless chickens for 10 minutes, It finally dawned
on us that to Two up at half-time, Captain Hawkins talked us through the reasons why
we were winning and asked for more of the same. We duly ignored him and
reverted to headless chicken mode whilst Deeside did the opposite and
began to play Special thanks go to those guys who took time out to umpire. Lets hope that next time we play on our own astro that the whole squad turns up. Can't be there for Saturday next week so good luck and see you for the big match on Sunday. Gambatte!!! Huddy |