Bowdon Killer Bees 11 - 1 Leigh

I apologise at the start for the considerably late submission of this match report (A year late! That is not bad going even for a student! - Ed), it's a good job though that I can get my Uni assignments in on time.

Well the match started with what I recall is a normal routine for Leigh, turning up with not enough players to even form a Bees defence! Their keepers kit was lacking a helmet, so a big thank you goes to my brother Alex for running us up a helmet from the club, even though I did get a huge amount of abuse from him for doing it.

The full story of the game elludes me, possibly due to the time that has elapsed since the game but more likely due to the amount of brain cells I have killed by trying to drink my body weight of alcohol on every Wednesday after playing hockey in Sheffield (which I am sure Olly will tell you is possible) Err... depends on your body weight - Cuddly Ed.

Attacking play was set from the start of the match with my appointment at centre forward, much to the disgust of Yokker (aka; cows arse and banjo), who I think was playing (It's sometimes hard to tell Fishy, I can understand your uncertainty ! - Commentator Ed). I certainly remember scoring three goals in the first half, finishing off the match with four goals, and umpiring the final quarter. Not too sure who scored the other goals, but likely to be the usual suspects. A further thank you goes to our keeper on the day who volunteered to switch sides to close the floodgates which were flowing in the Leigh goal.

I am aware though I didn't buy a jug for my match performance, so I shall intend to buy one at the end of season bash.

Regards

Little Fish
(Shall become a tax payer soon as I have been offered a graduate job in Manchester )